CPU count from T-SQL

I would like to know the number of processors (cores) on a given computer. No matter what the CPU affinity is or how many database instances is running on the computer.

The answer is given by the DMV "sys.dm_os_schedulers"
SELECT MAX([cpu_id]) + 1 AS [cpu_count]
FROM [master].[sys].[dm_os_schedulers];

I could use WMI and the Win32_Processor class (MSDN Library), but I don't always have the necessary rights to read the value remote.